Do you like poo?
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When you Poo, do you leave the door open? |
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Yes...I want everyone to enjoy the intoxicating aroma
Sometimes, it depends on if its diarreah or not
No, I think its a private experience
No, I lock the door, deadbolt and chain
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While your pooing, do you sneak a peak into the toilet to look at your creation? |
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Yes, poo is a work of art, like a Picasso
Depends on if I had corn or peanuts at supper
Probably not, i could have nightmares
NO!! thats just sick
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You have to give a stool sample to the doctor,do you? |
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Poo in the cup, and have it gift wrapped with a nice hallmark card
Poo in the cup, and stand in awe in how AWESOME you poo is
Discreetly poo in the cup and seal it without paying much attention to the poo
Im not pooing in a cup!!!
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Your at the monkey cages at the zoo, you notice that the monkeys are slining their poo around...do you? |
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Drop your drawers, jump in the cage and join the fun
Stand and watch in awe,admiring the poo flinging skills
Run off quickly 'cause thats just gross
Vomit in your mouth a little bit
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You're at a fancy resteraunt and slip out a fart...then you realize it wasnt a fart..do you? |
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Jump outta your seat and yell proudly "LOOK EVERYONE...I SHIT MY PANTS!!!!"
Call over the waiter and ask him to look at your ass and see how bad it is.
Quickly run to the restroom and try to clean up
quickly drive home and take a shower and throw away your undies
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You're watching tv with a hot date, and your dog shits on the floor and starts to eat it...do you? |
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drop your pants, and do the same so the dog doesnt feel to embareassed.
Laugh at him, and give it a little taste to see what the appeal is.
Tell your dog NO, and put him outside.
Shoot the dog, and the hot date so nobody finds out
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You're at a chinese resteraunt, and see poo poo platter on the menu...do you? |
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Order it right away....it HAS to be good!!!
Ask the waiter if it has peanuts because your allergic.
Disregard the platter and order some tasty cat
Call the NSA and tell them that the resteraunt is harboring terrorists
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You go over to your girlfriends house and you notcie that there a steaming pile of poo in the litter box...do you? |
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Ask her kindly if you can take that home.
Bask in the glory of that masterpiece that came out of that little cat.
Tell your girlfriend that shit is sick
have her deported because her VISA expired
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| 9. |
Your taking a nice walk and a bird shits on your head in mid flight...do you? |
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Scrape it off your head, and put it in your pocket for later.
Play it off as hair gel
Run home as fast as posible and jump in the shower.
Pull out a shotgun and shoot that motherfucker
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And the final question....do you love poo!!! |
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Yes...my life revolves around it.
Of course...who doesnt.
no...what kind of sick quiz is this?
Jeffrey is a dumb fuck with nothing better to do than make up dumb shit like this
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